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An Open Letter to my Troops...
Dear fighting men (and women) of my army,

It has come to my attention that you are confused about how you should be fighting the battle. In past combat I have noticed the cleric running out in front, the mages attacking random (high health) targets instead of the low health ones and for some inexplicable reason SOMEONE has been incapacitating the wooden fortress.

If these actions don't stop I will be implementing a series of sanctions whereupon you will NOT be healed, you will be helping to feed the tiger, and... don't make me go here... SOMEONE will be Incapacitated with the orcs standing nearby.

We've been doing well, just clean up some of this nonsense and we'll be able to win more battles. Obviously the OTHER side can Incapacitate the right target, they use their mages to focus on a single target, and THEIR healers don't tend to heal people who are going to die anyway rather than save themselves.

Cheers and happy victories,

-Your Warlord.

--Shawn Durham, Warlords Discussion Board, January 8, 2010 at 9:08am

In addition, all cavalry units are to immediately start wearing thier armor in battle and cease dying as fast as the clerics.

--Rielle Vasari, response to above post